Batman (TV Series)

Fine Feathered Finks (1966)

Alexander D'Arcy: Shop Owner

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• Asst. Shop Owner : [a large number of customers enter the store]  They say there are prizes for lucky umbrellas.

  Shop Owner : I smell a hoax, Jenkins; devilish, sinister.

• Narrator : Just before 9:00 on a bright, sunny morning in Gotham City. The city seems to be carefree and serene, doesn't it? But let's keep our eyes on these little rascals.

  Hawkeye : All right, folks! Listen and hurry, hurry! Here are you, free umbrellas! Win yourself a prize! Win yourself a prize on the inside! These umbrellas are free! You can't win a prize without an umbrella!

  Asst. Shop Owner : Strange, everyone carrying umbrellas. The weather report didn't mention rain.

  Shop Owner : Who cares, Jenkins? It looks like a smash. Open the doors.