- Batman: Well, we've managed to clip Catwoman's claws once again. She won't be troubling Gotham City for a long while.
- Robin: She sure led us a chase, Batman. If I never hear another one of those miauws it will be too soon.
- Batman: I'm afraid your eardrums aren't going to get much of a rest, or had you forgotten that Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson invited Chief O'Hara and Commissioner Gordon to the opera tonight?
- The Penguin: You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
- [laughs]
- The Penguin: I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
- Batman: [the Dynamic Duo have climbed in through the window without a sound] If I were you, Penguin, I'd call 'help', right now.
- Robin: When we get through with you, Penguin, you'll be hollering 'uncle' instead of 'daddy'!
- The Penguin: Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
- Batman: Steaming us to death will do you no good, Penguin, the law will get you in the end.
- Alfred: [to Batgirl] Very well, you have my word as a gentlemen's gentlemen, that no one will ever learn your secret from me.
- Bruce Wayne: [Dick has passed his driving exam on his birthday] How does it feel to have a license?
- Dick Grayson: Well, it's gonna be a little easier on Batman now that Robin can drive the Batmobile.
- Batman: Whoever she is behind that mask of hers - she helped us out of a dire dilemma.
- Barbara Gordon: Oh, yes. Think how horrible it would have been to be married to the Penguin.
- The Penguin: Hwah, hwah, hwah! Horrible? To be married to me? Faw! You can't imagine such bliss!