Batman (TV Series)

Enter Batgirl, Exit Penguin (1967)

Burgess Meredith: The Penguin

Photos 

Quotes 

• Penguin : [singing]  Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!

• The Penguin : You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.

  [laughs] 

  The Penguin : I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.

  Batman : [the Dynamic Duo have climbed in through the window without a sound]  If I were you, Penguin, I'd call 'help', right now.

  Robin : When we get through with you, Penguin, you'll be hollering 'uncle' instead of 'daddy'!

• The Penguin : Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?

  Batman : Steaming us to death will do you no good, Penguin, the law will get you in the end.

• Batman : Whoever she is behind that mask of hers - she helped us out of a dire dilemma.

  Barbara Gordon : Oh, yes. Think how horrible it would have been to be married to the Penguin.

  The Penguin : Hwah, hwah, hwah! Horrible? To be married to me? Faw! You can't imagine such bliss!