Batman (TV Series)

Dizzoner the Penguin (1966)

Neil Hamilton: Commissioner Gordon

Quotes 

• The Penguin : [on phone]  Hello Commissioner? This is the next mayor of Gotham City speaking.

  Commissioner Gordon : [on other line]  What? Who is this?

  The Penguin : No, I just want to tell you you're not to worry about your job. See, I'm appointing the Riddler new Commissioner of police, and he's promised to give you back your old job.

  Commissioner Gordon : Why you, pompous...

  The Penguin : Why that's pounding the beat on the waterfront.

• The Penguin : [on phone with Commissioner Gordon]  And you tell that Irish stooge of yours that his next job will be shining the shoes of the new police chief:

  [pause] 

  The Penguin : the Joker!

  [laughs] 

  Commissioner Gordon : [hangs up in disgust]  The terrible thing is, in a few short hours, that mangy bird may be my boss...