- Bruce Wayne: Nothing has ever cut me so deeply to the quick. No blow ever struck by any arch-villain has ever hurt me so acutely as that little boy's boo.
- Batman: Mr. Freeze, I believe.
- Mr. Freeze: Batman? But... but, but, but you were supposed to be a famous frosty freezy by now.
- Batman: Exactly what we wanted you to believe.
- Mr. Freeze: After I'm through with this little business, I'm going to execute my plan for the greatest ice crime in history that will destroy all of Gotham City in a few minutes. And there'll be no Batman und Robin to stop me. And then, my darling Miss Iceland, you're temperature will be down to my temperature and you will become Mrs. Freeze.
- Miss Iceland: Never! Not if I live to be a hundred... below zero. I'll never marry you.
- Chief O'Hara: Go ahead, Commissioner. Call Batman and Robin.
- Commissioner Gordon: I never thought it could happen. But like so many of us, I... I'm afraid I've lost faith.
- [puts receiver of Bat-phone back on the Bat-hook]
- Robin: Why you... beast. You sinful beast!
- Batman: You're inhuman. An absolute demon.
- Mr. Freeze: Inhuman? Demon? Wild!
- Mr. Freeze: What happened? You're supposed to be frozen.
- Batman: We took the precaution of processing our crimefighting costumes with a special Bat-Anti-Freeze-Activating solution.
- Robin: And rubbed some on the rest of our bodies.
- Miss Iceland: Oh Batman, what can I ever do to thank you?
- Batman: Thank the judges of the Miss Galaxy Beauty Contest, Miss Iceland. They agreed to postpone the final event until you were found.
- Batman: Now, gentlemen, I suggest we take a break. We have tickets for tonight's finals in the Gotham City Miss Galaxy contest. I know Robin is a little young for this sort of thing, but...
- Robin: [interrupting] I'm not gonna be young all my life, Batman, and besides, beauty contests are practically an American institution.
- Mr. Freeze: What's the matter? First the commentator said the stock market went kaput and now the TV set went kaput.
- [last lines]
- Commissioner Gordon: False pride is indeed a dangerous thing, Chief O'Hara.
- Chief O'Hara: False pride? We were talking about beauty contests.
- Commissioner Gordon: I'm talking about myself. How hard it is to admit when I'm wrong, but I was wrong, so wrong,
- [turns to camera]
- Commissioner Gordon: when I ever even imagined I was losing my faith in Batman.