- Dick Grayson: [Bruce lays down the Bat-phone] What is it, Bruce?
- Bruce Wayne: The Riddler.
- Dick Grayson: Holy triple feature! Won't that crook ever learn?
- Bruce Wayne: That's a good question.
- [pushes the button hidden in the bust to reveal the Bat-poles]
- Bruce Wayne: While we ponder it... To the Bat-poles.
- [as they run towards the Bat-poles, they almost trip on each other's feet]
- Bruce Wayne: Excuse me.
- Commissioner Gordon: [drinking from the Riddler's spiked lemonade] Morrie Whittle's better than Honus Wagner?
- Chief O'Hara: 50 times better.
- Commissioner Gordon: You're an ignorant oaf, Chief O'Hara. I wonder why I keep you in my department.
- Chief O'Hara: Your Royal Highness, often I wondered why I don't resign!
- The Riddler: Riddle me this, my criminal crew! When does the Boy Wonder rhyme with "bubble"?
- Pauline: When he's in trouble?
- The Riddler: Wrong! When he's double!
- [laughing fiendishly]
- The Riddler: Split in two halves, right down the middle!
- Bakery Worker: Well you take those pies down to shipping. That's at the other end of the plant.
- The Riddler: Ah, but these are special pies - whipped sleeping cream and nuts.
- Bakery Worker: Whipped sleeping cream and nuts?
- The Riddler: Nuts to you.
- [hits him with pie]