- [last lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] Have Batman and Robin at last bitten the dust? Is this the Big Casino? Are the Dynamic Duo heading for the last roundup? If you have the intestinal fortitude to learn the answer to these questions, tune in tomorrow! Shame time! Shame channel!
- Commissioner Gordon: [on Batphone] There were three auto thefts in Gotham City today, Batman.
- Bruce Wayne: [dressed as Bruce Wayne but answering as Batman] That should be simple enough for your fine force.
- Commissioner Gordon: It would be, except that all clues point to the redoubtable road agent.
- Bruce Wayne: The bloodthirsty bushwacker?
- Commissioner Gordon: Shame himself.
- Bruce Wayne: We'll be right there.
- [hangs up]
- Bruce Wayne: To the Batpoles.
- Rip Snorting: We ain't got a chance against the Dynamic Duo, leastwise not without guns.
- Shame: Talkin' to you is like talkin' pig-latin to a donkey! We got 'em outnumbered. Three and a half to two.
- [Okie Annie is shocked and surprised to hear she only counts as one half]
- Narrator: [During bat-fight] Biff! Sock! Splatt! Ooooff! Zlopp! Whamm! Zamm! Cr-r-a-a-ck! Biff! Zap! Zowie!