- Robin: It gets fishier all the time, Batman. Did you happen to notice how the bell rang two minutes after the class began?
- Robin: [to Catwoman] You're a blot on the name of Gotham City University. When the students find out what kind of a person you really are, they'll hate you forever.
- Captain Courageous: [to Batman] Don't move, you costumed cook! We've got you covered. You're under arrest for knocking off a supermarket.
- Captain Courageous: Commissioner, the Batman's escaped! Tied up a lawyer, and walked out in disguise.
- Commissioner Gordon: Ha ha ha! Good old Batman! No jail can hold him, not even ours. He's probably at the Batcave already.
- Batman: I've just perfected an Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer which may hold the key to this baffling question.