Batman (TV Series)

Batman's Satisfaction (1967)

Van Williams: The Green Hornet

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• Britt Reid : [referring to Batman]  Eh... what kind of a... guy is he, Bruce?

  Bruce Wayne : An enigma. I really don't know him very well, Britt. But if he tangled with Green Hornet last night, the Green Hornet would have gotten the worst of it.

  Britt Reid : Well, that would be a switch. Heh, Green Hornet usually comes out the winner.

  Bruce Wayne : That's because you have no Batman in your city.

• Robin : Holy living end.

  The Green Hornet : It looked like the end there for a minute, Boy Wonder, but there was a small niche between the gum applier and the perforating needles.

  Kato : And we are both quite flexible.

  The Green Hornet : But there wasn't enough room to use my hornet sting to blast us out until that panel was loosened.

  Robin : But how did the machine take your picture?

  The Green Hornet : No doubt an automatic-image orthicon of some kind.

  Batman : Wrong, Green Hornet. It was a high-velocity spectroscopic range reflector mini unit.

• Bruce Wayne : How was the convention last night?

  Britt Reid : Dull. How was the board meeting at the Wayne Foundation?

  Bruce Wayne : Dreary. If you're going to be in town for a while, maybe we could, uh, dig up some excitement.

  Britt Reid : Yeah - like old times - before we settled down into our mundane lives.

  Bruce Wayne : Like old times. We had a few laughs, didn't we, before we settled down and became such model citizens?

  Britt Reid : Yeah. Yeah, it's guys like the Green Hornet and Batman that see all the action - get all the kicks.

  Bruce Wayne : Would you trade places with them?

  Britt Reid : Well... not with Batman. I wouldn't be caught dead in that crazy cowl of his.