Batman (TV Series)

Batman's Satisfaction (1967)

Diane McBain: Pinky Pinkston

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Quotes 

• Pinky Pinkston : [referring to Gumm while adressing her dog Appricot]  Is he trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is the Green Hornet?

  Colonel Gumm : And I strongly suspect that Britt Reid is Batman!

• Bruce Wayne : [Final lines] 

  [to Pinky Pinkston's dog] 

  Bruce Wayne : Now Appricot, you were saying?

  Pinky Pinkston : [Having been talking to Apricot a lot]  Bruce you nut, talking to a dog.

  [Britt, Bruce and Pinky start laughing] 

• Commissioner Gordon : Bruce Wayne's the Green Hornet?

  Chief O'Hara : And Britt Reid is Batman?

  Commissioner Gordon : Incredible!

  Chief O'Hara : Unthinkable!

  Commissioner Gordon : Inconceivable! I'll call both them up at once - call them over there and face them with it.

  Pinky Pinkston : Then that's good, isn't it, Apricot? If either Britt or Bruce arrive, then Colonel Gumm was wrong. After all, Batman and Green Lantern are dead.

  Commissioner Gordon , Chief O'Hara : Are they?

  Commissioner Gordon : Oh, no, Miss Pinkston. No, they're not. I talked to Batman earlier today. He said it was a long story, and it must be. Then he asked me to publicize the international stamp exhibition this evening. He sounded very much alive.

  Chief O'Hara : And he said the Green Hornet was, too.

  Pinky Pinkston : Then there's really no use in calling either Britt or Bruce, is there, Apricot?

  Commissioner Gordon : Why not?

  Pinky Pinkston : Do you really think, gentlemen, that either Batman or the Green Hornet would admit to anything after keeping their dual identities a secret for so very long?