Batman (TV Series)

Batman's Satisfaction (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : [closely examining a bowl of alphabet soup]  Robin! Have you noticed the Js, Qs, and Zs are missing?

  Robin : Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!

• Britt Reid : [referring to Batman]  Eh... what kind of a... guy is he, Bruce?

  Bruce Wayne : An enigma. I really don't know him very well, Britt. But if he tangled with Green Hornet last night, the Green Hornet would have gotten the worst of it.

  Britt Reid : Well, that would be a switch. Heh, Green Hornet usually comes out the winner.

  Bruce Wayne : That's because you have no Batman in your city.

• Robin : You mean you're gonna feed those letters to the Batcomputer?

  Batman : They're made out of noodles, easy to digest.

• Edward G. Robinson : Bit of an art buff yourself, aren't you, Batman?

  Batman : I'm afraid that crime-fighting allows me only the luxury of collecting criminals.

  Robin : But you should see the great mugshots we've got!

• Robin : Gosh, Batman! It's sure a good thing you brought that empty alphabet soup Batcontainer.

  Batman : Right Robin, the right tool for the right job.

• Robin : Holy living end.

  The Green Hornet : It looked like the end there for a minute, Boy Wonder, but there was a small niche between the gum applier and the perforating needles.

  Kato : And we are both quite flexible.

  The Green Hornet : But there wasn't enough room to use my hornet sting to blast us out until that panel was loosened.

  Robin : But how did the machine take your picture?

  The Green Hornet : No doubt an automatic-image orthicon of some kind.

  Batman : Wrong, Green Hornet. It was a high-velocity spectroscopic range reflector mini unit.

• Batman : [the Batcomputer shuts down]  Don't tell me it's giving up again. There's no dual identity in a warehouse.

  Robin : I think it's blown a bat-fuse - all those noddle letters.

  Alfred : No, Master, Robin. The batcomputer is not to blame. It's Mrs. Cooper's hair dryer, sir. It short-circuited, and half the electricity in the entire establishment is off. And the telephones are out, too. I've sent for a telephone repairman and an electrician, but it may take hours.

  Batman : And so, because of a woman's vanity... a battle may be lost.

  Batman : Lost? I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephones were even invented!

  Batman : Gosh, Robin. You may be right.

  Robin : Just arrange to have the stamp collection in the Constellation room tonight, well publicized. Then there's bound to be some action. And bat-climb up Gotham Towers West will help us flex our muscles.

  [pats Batman on his shoulder] 

  Robin : Chin up, old chum.

• Bruce Wayne : [Final lines] 

  [to Pinky Pinkston's dog] 

  Bruce Wayne : Now Appricot, you were saying?

  Pinky Pinkston : [Having been talking to Apricot a lot]  Bruce you nut, talking to a dog.

  [Britt, Bruce and Pinky start laughing] 

• Bruce Wayne : How was the convention last night?

  Britt Reid : Dull. How was the board meeting at the Wayne Foundation?

  Bruce Wayne : Dreary. If you're going to be in town for a while, maybe we could, uh, dig up some excitement.

  Britt Reid : Yeah - like old times - before we settled down into our mundane lives.

  Bruce Wayne : Like old times. We had a few laughs, didn't we, before we settled down and became such model citizens?

  Britt Reid : Yeah. Yeah, it's guys like the Green Hornet and Batman that see all the action - get all the kicks.

  Bruce Wayne : Would you trade places with them?

  Britt Reid : Well... not with Batman. I wouldn't be caught dead in that crazy cowl of his.

• Batman : [referring to Aunt Harriet]  And so because of a woman's vanity, a battle may be lost.