- [the Dynamic Duo find a note on the front door of the Gotham City Bank, affixed by a spear]
- Robin: Another bulletin from Riddler?
- Batman: I'm afraid so, Robin. And look at this!
- [indicating hole made by the spear]
- Batman: Only the Riddler and his ilk would have such a flagrant disregard for private property. This door will have to be *repaired*!
- Dick Grayson: Holy cryptology! What was that all about?
- Bruce Wayne: I don't know, Dick. The Commissioner is not given to unnecessary alarm.
- Riddler: Ha ha! What a marvelous piece of riddling genius that was! But I've only started with the Caped Crusaders. I'm going to confound them with conundrums, unnerve them with enigmas, perplex them with puzzles... until they wish they were dead.
- Riddler: [having bested Batman and Robin during an underwater fight] There's a difference between a Batman and a frogman.
- Batman: I did think it would all end differently, somehow less ignominiously. To drown in my own anniversary cake.
- Riddler: Breathes there another mortal who has absconded with the $200,000 anniversary present from under the cowl of the Cape Crusader?
- Batman: So far this puzzle's given us a few minutes of mental exercise, but it still has to provide us with the clue Riddler promised it would provide.
- Down: [posing as an honest and decent baker] Batman! Robin! Gee, it sure was decent of you fellas to come all the way down here to pose for your marshmallow statues.