Batman (TV Series)

Batman Is Riled (1966)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : [Batman and Robin are lying unconscious with their heads on a chopping block]  I get the S.S. Gotham, or your precious Dynamic Duo gets launched... to eternity!

  [laughs] 

  Batman : [Batman and Robin spring into action]  Wrong, Joker! YOU get launched!

  Robin : Right back to the pen where you belong!

  The Joker : Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours!

  Batman : No sorcery; merely the precaution of a Universal Drug Antidote PILL!

  [slugs the Joker] 

  Robin : [as a fight ensues]  You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker!

  Batman : That replica of your utility belt was too exact!

  Robin : We analyzed the cork you had in it and found paralyzing gas!

  Batman : And I just happened to notice that the seal around the cork in that bottle of champagne was NOT discolored with age... odd in a 1849 vintage!

• The Joker : [presenting "What's my crime" on television]  Are you listening out there, Fatman and Boy Blunder?

  [bursts out with insane laughter] 

  Robin : [slaps the palm of his hand with his fist while watching in the Batcave]  Oh boy! How I'd like to top him with a punchline!

• The Joker : He who laughs last, laughs *good*!