Batman (TV Series)

Batman Is Riled (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• The Joker : [Batman and Robin are lying unconscious with their heads on a chopping block]  I get the S.S. Gotham, or your precious Dynamic Duo gets launched... to eternity!

  [laughs] 

  Batman : [Batman and Robin spring into action]  Wrong, Joker! YOU get launched!

  Robin : Right back to the pen where you belong!

  The Joker : Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men unconscious for hours!

  Batman : No sorcery; merely the precaution of a Universal Drug Antidote PILL!

  [slugs the Joker] 

  Robin : [as a fight ensues]  You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker!

  Batman : That replica of your utility belt was too exact!

  Robin : We analyzed the cork you had in it and found paralyzing gas!

  Batman : And I just happened to notice that the seal around the cork in that bottle of champagne was NOT discolored with age... odd in a 1849 vintage!

• Robin : Then when you thought you were stopping him with your utility belt, he was really stopping us with his!

  Batman : That tricky devil! He's hit us below the belt!

  Robin : Golly. What do you suppose little Harold is going to think now?

• Aunt Harriet Cooper : It's time for your piano lesson, Dick.

  Dick Grayson : [watching television with Bruce and Alfred]  Aw, gee, Aunt Harriet, I wanna hear about the Joker!

  Aunt Harriet Cooper : The Joker?

  [turns off the television set] 

  Aunt Harriet Cooper : Bruce Wayne, I'm surprised at you. Allowing a boy Dick's age to listen to such sordid goings on.

  [Bruce winks at Dick as Aunt Harriet addresses Dick] 

  Aunt Harriet Cooper : Now you march yourself straight over to that piano, young man.

  Dick Grayson : [desperate glance at Bruce]  Golly G-minor, Bruce, do I have to?

  Bruce Wayne : Who am I to oppose your Aunt Harriet? I doubt whether even Batman would wanna take that job on.