- Catwoman: Batman, let's throw caution to the wind. I mean after all we are two adult human beings and we're both interested in the same thing. Happiness. I can give you more happiness than anyone in the world.
- Batman: How do you propose to do that?
- Catwoman: By being your partner in life. I mean it's you and me against the world.
- Batman: What about Robin?
- Catwoman: I'll have him killed. Painlessly. Well he is a bit of a bore with his 'holy this' and 'holy that'.
- Robin: [after escaping from yet another life-threatening situation] I don't know how we do it, Batman.
- Batman: What do you mean?
- Robin: The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them. It's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations - guiding our destiny.
- Batman: Things like that only happen in the movies, Robin. This is real life.
- Robin: I guess you're right.
- Batman: Let's go.
- [last lines]
- Catwoman: There no room for another man in my life, Mr. Wayne. You're nice, but my heart belongs to Batman.
- Catwoman: Now, if you'll all assume positions of subservience, we can complete this caper with a minimum of jeopardy and danger to all.