Batman (TV Series)

Barbecued Batman? (1966)

Van Johnson: The Minstrel

Quotes 

• The Minstrel : [singing to the tune of "Wait Till the Sun Shines Nellie"]  Wait 'til the jailbreak, Batman / You've not seen the last of me / I'll clobber you and Robin / Wait and see / You'll vibrate both together / I'll shake off your heads / Oh just you wait 'til the jailbreak, Batman / You'll be dead.

• The Minstrel : [singing]  Batman, your world will tumble down, just wait and see / Your city will disintegrate - it matters not to me / Batman's and Robin's strength will not avail; no matter what they do, they're bound to fail / They can't evade my sonic beam and they'll become a vapor trail.

• The Minstrel : [singing]  I am the Minstrel and a mastermind; I'm a modern genius crook / In electronics I cannot be surpassed, and that's why your building shook / To my terms you must agree or vibration, consternation, decimation throughout the nation / Accept my terms or there will be irreversible calamity / You have until nightfall to prevent a frightful downfall.

• The Minstrel : [singing to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"]  Batman and Robin, rotate and revolve / As the heat mounts, you'll lose all resolve / In a few minutes, we will be prepared / To leave you here cooking and exit this lair.

• The Minstrel : [having found Batman's tracking device in Octavia's purse]  Listen to me, Batman, we go to plan High C!

  Bass : Oh no, boss. Not plan High C. What if it gets out of control?

  Treble : Yeah, it could bring the whole world down around us.

  Robin : [listening in on the directional beam with Batman]  The world? Holy cosmos!