Batman (TV Series)

An Egg Grows in Gotham (1966)

Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson

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Quotes 

• Commissioner Gordon : [attempting to locate the three heirs of Gotham's founding fathers]  That leaves only Bruce Wayne.

  Robin : I, eh, wonder where he is?

  Batman : Unquestionably out doing something inconsequential with his youthful ward Dick Grayson. You know how those millionaire playboys are.

• Egghead : I for one am eggshausted. It's been a trying day and I must rest my fantastic brain for tonight.

  Batman : [as he lays down, Batman & Robin enter]  There'll be no rest for the wicked today, Egghead.

  Robin : Boy, do you guys have egg on your faces!

  Batman : All the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put you together again.

  Miss Bacon : Oh, Batman, you're so lyrical.

• Batman : You put all your eggs in one basket, Egghead, a fatal mistake.

  Robin : Prepair yourself for an eggspeditious defeat.

  Batman : That's very apt, Robin.

  Robin : [pleased as punch]  Oh, glad you liked it.

• Chief O'Hara : [about Egghead]  He's a tough egg, Batman, the smartest man in the world.

  Robin : The second smartest man in the world.

  Chief O'Hara : Present company excepted, of course.

• Robin : Holy bill of rights! Maybe Egghead wants to start a war between the Gotham City citizens and the Indians!

  Batman : I rather doubt it, Robin. There's only one Indian left, he'd be outnumbered ten million to one.

• Robin : Holy semantics, Batman, you never cease to amaze me!

  Batman : No time for compliments now, Robin. We must thwart some criminals. To the Batmobile!