Batman (TV Series)

An Egg Grows in Gotham (1966)

Vincent Price: Egghead

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Quotes 

• Egghead : [chuckles wickedly]  Eggscelent. I might even go as far as to say: eggsquisite.

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• Egghead : I for one am eggshausted. It's been a trying day and I must rest my fantastic brain for tonight.

  Batman : [as he lays down, Batman & Robin enter]  There'll be no rest for the wicked today, Egghead.

  Robin : Boy, do you guys have egg on your faces!

  Batman : All the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put you together again.

  Miss Bacon : Oh, Batman, you're so lyrical.

• Egghead : Long ago my superior intellect deduced that Batman must be a person who was a millionaire and didn't have to work, because crimefighting is such an eggspensive hobby.

  Miss Bacon : Which one is it, Eggy-baby?

  Egghead : Please, please, Miss Bacon. All of you are approximately the right age, in your early thirties, but I have eliminated you, Mr. Tyler, because you are lefthanded. No, the Caped Crusader is not portsider, and you, Mr. Savage, are out because of your accent. So aside from a couple of aging rock-and-roll singers, you, Mr. Wayne, are the only Gotham city millionaire who is athletically inclined with eggsessive agility. Therefore, you must be Batman!

• Egghead : Well, I have great eggspectations for our relationship, Chief. I'll tell you what I'll give you as an added bonus: you may have the import eggsport concession for all genuine American Indian blankets made in Japan.

  Chief Screaming Chicken : Oh, you are one heck of fine pale face.

• Tim Tyler : What do you want from me, Egghead? I am just a poor major league baseball-team-owner.

  Miss Bacon : How 'bout season tickets? I love halfbacks.

  Egghead : How eggsasperating.