Batman (TV Series)

A Horse of Another Color (1967)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : I did a little extra-curricular crime-detecting while Dick Grayson was doing his homework.

• Bruce Wayne : [on phone, talking about a recently recovered priceless folio]  Yes, Alfred tells me that Batman returned it just a few minutes ago, Miss Gordon.

  Barbara Gordon : [on other line]  Well that's incredible! Batman said he'd have it back within an hour, but...

  Bruce Wayne : You didn't believe him?

  Barbara Gordon : Well, I'm afraid I'm still naive enough to believe the impossible can't be done. I guess I owe Batman an apology.

  Bruce Wayne : A word of thanks should do, at the proper time.

• Racing Secretary : [on phone with Bruce Wayne]  I demand that the Wayne Foundation memorial handicap be canceled this afternoon.

  Bruce Wayne : [on other line]  Oh, you do?

  Racing Secretary : Yes, as racing secretary of this meet I have a duty to the owners, trainers, officials and, and, and trackfans and myself. Why, if there were any logical explanation for such a travesty. If Batman for instance told me that this race must be run for a particular reason, well, that might be different. But just to satisfy a stubborn whim of your own, Mr. Wayne, as honorable a man as I know you are.

  Bruce Wayne : And suppose Batman did tell you that the race must be run?

  Racing Secretary : I would have to hear it from him in person.

  [hangs up]