- Chief O'Hara: [trying to locate millionaire Bruce Wayne] I've called every rich man's club and eatin' place in Gotham City, he's in none of them.
- Commissioner Gordon: These millionaires... its hard for us to comprehend the sort of lives they lead.
- Chief O'Hara: Yeah, it's true, Commissioner. Heh! I'll bet Mr. Wayne is out on some yacht, eatin' sherbert and changin' his clothes.
- Robin: That's not true!
- Chief O'Hara: Why do you jump at me so, Boy Wonder?
- Zelda: [on phone, using a scarf to muffle her voice] This line better not be traced, my friends, or it'll be very sad for Mrs. Harriet Cooper.
- Robin: [on television, as per Zelda's instructions] How is she?
- Zelda: [glances up at Aunt Harriet] Oh, quite well, Boy Wonder. At least as well as one can be in a straitjacket over a fatal pool of flaming oil.
- Bruce Wayne: You devil! How could a woman stoop to such a trick?
- Zelda: [Batman & Robin have walked right into Eivol's Doomtrap] Oh, it seems such a waste. They are such handsome creatures.
- Eivol Ekdol: Shut up!
- Zelda: Eivol, Eivol, can I help being a woman?
- Eivol Ekdol: Shut up I said!
- Bruce Wayne: [Adressing Zelda, who remains unknown to them, via television] As a director of the First National Bank of Gotham City, let me tell you that the money in your possession is one hundred per cent bona fide.
- Robin: [pleading] You gotta believe Mr. Wayne!
- Commissioner Gordon: As a bank director, if he made a false statement, he would be liable to federal prosecution.
- Bruce Wayne: Yes.
- Robin: Don't you see, out there? This reckless crime of yours is unnecessary!
- Bruce Wayne: You already have your filthy lucre.
- Commissioner Gordon: [appearing on television] Hello, criminals, wherever you are out there, do you hear me, criminals?