Batman Beyond (TV Series)
The Eggbaby (2000)
Seth Green: Nelson Nash
Quotes
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Ms. Pinto : Each of your eggbabies has a built-in computer, which registers the amount of care or lack of care it's given. These readings will determine your grades.
[Nelson tickles his, and it giggles]
Ms. Pinto : As you can see, the babies exhibit a wide range of emotions and expressions of need. It's your job to fulfill those needs.
Nelson Nash : Ms. Pinto, what happens if we drop it?
Ms. Pinto : [demonstrating] You fail.
[Blade accidentally nudges hers off the desk; as Terry catches it, it begins crying]
Ms. Pinto : They're babies, Mr. McGinnis. You must be gentle with them.
Terry McGinnis : How do I turn it off?
Ms. Pinto : You can't. But you can quiet it down by rocking it, just like a real baby.
Nelson Nash : Yeah, McGinnis, get with the program.
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Nelson Nash : Something's wrong. He's not eating. Why isn't he eating?
Terry McGinnis : Maybe because you're trying to feed him through his nose.
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Max : Here's the bio and civics.
Nelson Nash : Thanks, hon. How about the math?
Max : It's coming. Stop nagging.
Terry McGinnis : I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.
Max : We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.
Nelson Nash : Beats algebra.