Batman Beyond (TV Series)
Sentries of the Last Cosmos (2000)
Patton Oswalt: Eldon Michaels
Quotes
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[last lines]
Eldon Michaels : What do you want?
Corey Cavalieri : You left this at Sentrycroft, Mr. Michaels.
Burfid : It's too important to trust anyone but you.
Eldon Michaels : Thanks.
Corey Cavalieri : Wait! What did the Wise Ones mean when they said "seek the center"?
Dempsey : And why did they send Aaron to Pyrapera?
Burfid : And the Golden Feather, what's with that?
Eldon Michaels : Hey, it's just a game.
Corey Cavalieri : But you know.
Burfid : You're the man.
Dempsey : Yeah, the real Wise One.
Eldon Michaels : Well, if you really wanna know, it all started a long, long time ago in a cosmos far from Earth...
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Batman : Eldon Michaels, I presume.
Eldon Michaels : I thought you were somebody else.
Batman : Obviously. What's this, a word processor?
Eldon Michaels : It's a typewriter. It belonged to Philip K. Dick, the greatest writer who ever lived.
Batman : You're a writer, too?
Eldon Michaels : Well, duh.
Batman : Why is Simon Harper after you?
Eldon Michaels : Why? Because he's a two-faced Janus, a pirate, and a charlatan. And I can prove it.
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Eldon Michaels : Harper, miserable recreant. If you wanted to face me, do it yourself. Don't involve these deluded lamebrains.
Simon Harper : Why have you brought him here?
Corey Cavalieri : What should we have done?
Simon Harper : Kill him.
Corey Cavalieri : But the Sentries' code of honor...
Eldon Michaels : Like he knows anything about honor.
Simon Harper : Silence! He is the Dark Regent. He must be destroyed.
Eldon Michaels : Dark Regent?
Simon Harper : He's plotted against me.
Eldon Michaels : It was a lawsuit, you mad...
[screaming as he gets electrocuted]
Eldon Michaels : Simon, if 20%'s too much, I'll settle for 15.