- Wyatt Earp: Well, Bat, looks like everything's back to normal. The sheriff's back on the job again. I got my $13,000 back and Browder's heading for the state peniteniary.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Again. And you're disillusioned with women.
- Wyatt Earp: Again. I said everything's back to normal. I wonder what the Mexican authorities will do with her.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: It all depends on how hard they fall for flattery.
- Wyatt Earp: Bat, do you realize that was the third robbery attempt?
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, you were right about El Paso, Wyatt. When it starts to cook, it boils.
- Wyatt Earp: You think it boils here, wait until you ride across the border to Juarez.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: No thanks, I prefer a nice, peaceful American burial.
- Wyatt Earp: Any luck?
- Wyatt Earp: None. They scattered in all directions. They had it all figured out.
- Wyatt Earp: Fine. By now they're counting my 13,000 dollars.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Unlucky number, unlucky you.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: A shirt! And a very handsome one.
- Elena: Do you like it?
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, I like it. I want to thank you, Elena, and the grateful people of Juarez.
- Elena: We made it especially for you. Oh, try it on, Bat! Hurry, I must see you in it.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I have no intention of disappointing a lady.
- Elena: Your beautiful shirt - it's soiled!
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Along with my reputation. It will launder, Elena.
- Elena: It was to be only for very special occasions.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Perhaps what happened was a special occasion. The more I think about it, a very special occasion.
- Wyatt Earp: I thought maybe one of your customers...
- Elena: These people? They don't know outlaws.
- Wyatt Earp: No matter, we'll find 'em... but, I'm beginning to think it will be later, not sooner.
- Elena: Promise me you'll bring Bat with you next time you come.
- Wyatt Earp: Well now, I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I'll think about it.
- Elena: Well, why don't you think about it and come back tonight. I won't be so busy.
- Wyatt Earp: Well, that's the kind of thinkin' I'm good at.
- [while returning from Elena's cantina, Wyatt is savagely beaten by outlaws]
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Looks like your senorita plays a little rough.
- Wyatt Earp: For some reason, I'm not in a joshin' mood. I located 'em.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: In Juarez?
- Wyatt Earp: No, down near the border. They took my gun, my horse and your shirt. Well, when do we get started... Bat, did you hear me?
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Yeah, I heard... and now I know which set of tracks to follow.
- [reading newspaper]
- Wyatt Earp: "Bandit wears Bat Masterson's $1300 shirt." You know what they're calling him now? "El Camiso" - The Shirt - 'cause he's wearin' your shirt.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Well, now it's time to go fishing.
- Wyatt Earp: Do you care to tell me about your big plan, Mr. Masterson, or don't you trust me?
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: Oh, I trust you, Mr. Earp. I just don't want to hear you bellow. Now, let's see how good I am at guessing games.
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I never disappoint a lady. I don't know about Wyatt, but I never do.
- [Bat ties the end of a rope to his cane]
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: I told you I was going fishing. This way, I get my hook back.
- [looking at the unconscious El Camiso lying in the dust]
- William Barclay 'Bat' Masterson: El Camiso... El Dirty Camiso.
- Narrator: El Paso, Texas, across the line from Juarez - one of the most famous and dangerous towns on the Mexican border. Murder, robbery, plunder - no place of business, no human life, was safe. The call went out for Bat Masterson, the man who became a legend in his own time.