Barney Miller (TV Series)
Smog Alert (1977)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Smog does not come from cigarettes
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It helps
Det. Ron Harris : Listen here, the Indians suck their pipes all through this neighborhood before you guys got here. Wasn't no smog then.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What do you mean you guys ?
Det. Ron Harris : I mean the place was already ruined before I arrived
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I think it was bad enough today without you making it worse
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Barn. don't you think the pollution is bad enough without everyone having to breathe Harris' smoke
Det. Ron Harris : Look, no one is forcing you
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh come on.
Capt. Barney Miller : I think, Detective Harris is going to demonstrate the judgement and consideration he has always shown in the past during difficult and uncomfortable situations.
Det. Ron Harris : Put it out ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks Harris
Det. Ron Harris : It probably wouldn't bother you if you didn't breathe through your mouth all the time
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I only breathe through my mouth when I'm talking
Det. Ron Harris : Hmm-Hmm.
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Det. Ron Harris : Barney ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Yo
Capt. Barney Miller : We got a jumper
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, wonderful, where ?
Det. Ron Harris : Ah, The Brooklyn Bridge. She's threatening to jump if anybody comes near her
Capt. Barney Miller : The Brooklyn Bridge ? Why didn't they call Brooklyn ?
Det. Ron Harris : She's right in the middle of the bridge.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why did dispatch call us ?
Det. Ron Harris : Well, they said the wind is blowing this way.
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, go ahead, take it. Take...
Det. Ron Harris : I'm on with Harris
Capt. Barney Miller : Whoa, whoa, Nick can take it
Det. Phil Fish : No, I can do my own job. Besides, you got to know how to talk to jumpers.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I tell a pretty good joke
Capt. Barney Miller : Fish... Fish, it's a little rotten out there today, so take it easy.
Det. Phil Fish : What is it? A little talk, a little listening. They trust me. I find them a reason for living
Capt. Barney Miller : It's you I'm concerned about ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Don't worry, I'll find a reason someday
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Det. Ron Harris : I'm glad your going Fish. It will be refreshing to talk to someone who has a sense of humor and enjoys a little sophisticated and pungent conversation.
Det. Phil Fish : Sure
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Det. Ron Harris : Nearest relative ?
Renee Pettit : I guess, that would be my husband ?
Det. Ron Harris : Your married, Miss. Pettit ?
Renee Pettit : It was sort of a handshake.
Det. Ron Harris : And his name?
Renee Pettit : Frankie, something.
Det. Ron Harris : We'll come back to that one ?
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Det. Ron Harris : Do you live in this area here ?
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Capt. Barney Miller , Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, I sure wish I was nicer to him
Capt. Barney Miller : Look, we'll here from them. Don't worry. Meanwhile, everybody has got some work to do ? Is Miss Pettit take care of?
Det. Ron Harris : Bellevue is on its way
Capt. Barney Miller : Fine, Wojo, find something to do .
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Det. Ron Harris : Just wait right in here. You'll be very happy.
Renee Pettit : I give you my word, no more bridges. It was all a joke, don't you understand, a joke. For God sakes, doesn't anybody here have a sense of humor ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I would be Detective right now, if I was a woman
Det. Maria Battista : You know, I understand things like that can be arranged ?
Officer Carl Levitt : What, are you kidding? I wouldn't go through something like that. Weird doctors cut you up, making guys into broads. You don't come out any taller.
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Det. Ron Harris : Uh, Barney, the people at Bellevue, said that they're not able to take Mrs. Petit right away
Capt. Barney Miller : Uh, all right, write here up and make here as comfortable as possible
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Barney