Barney Miller (TV Series)
Smog Alert (1977)
Ron Carey: Officer Carl Levitt
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Quotes
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Officer Carl Levitt : Hey, brought up your mail
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Ah, yeah thanks. Dump it on the desk there.
Officer Carl Levitt : Sure. Got a woman up here now, I here ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Huh ?
Officer Carl Levitt : A woman detective, right? What's her name ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Battista
Officer Carl Levitt : Burns you up, right, sticking you with a woman and passing over a lot of good guys, because they're too short
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Where's the mail ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I'm 5'6" and a quarter
Officer Carl Levitt : Yeah, so ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I thought you asked ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, I asked for the mail
Officer Carl Levitt : I already brought it up
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Officer Carl Levitt : Battista ?
Det. Maria Battista : That's right ?
Officer Carl Levitt : Puerto Rican ?
Det. Maria Battista : 100 percent
Officer Carl Levitt : What are you 4'6" - 4'7" ?
Det. Maria Battista : 5 feet
Officer Carl Levitt : Sure, got the whole world by the tail
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Det. Maria Battista : Okay McCarthy, out of the cage
Antoine McCarthy : What ?
Antoine McCarthy : Your being released with a Desk Appearance Ticket.
Antoine McCarthy : What's the rush ?
Det. Maria Battista : This ticket requires you to appear in court the day specified on the ticket
Antoine McCarthy : I don't mind waiting here
Det. Maria Battista : Look , I'm trying to be nice to you. Come on, don't cause me no trouble. Move it out
Officer Carl Levitt : Writes on bathroom wall. I do that.
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Det. Ron Harris : Just wait right in here. You'll be very happy.
Renee Pettit : I give you my word, no more bridges. It was all a joke, don't you understand, a joke. For God sakes, doesn't anybody here have a sense of humor ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I would be Detective right now, if I was a woman
Det. Maria Battista : You know, I understand things like that can be arranged ?
Officer Carl Levitt : What, are you kidding? I wouldn't go through something like that. Weird doctors cut you up, making guys into broads. You don't come out any taller.