Barney Miller (TV Series)

Sex Surrogate (1977)

Eugene Elman: Mr. Kaufmann

Quotes 

• Mr. Kaufmann : That's right. I had a Doctor's appointment.

  Louise Kaufmann : You're disgusting.

  Mr. Kaufmann : Louise, I only went there for us. I even asked her to come with me.

  Louise Kaufmann : That's even more disgusting !

  Mr. Kaufmann : What are you talking about ? ! Don't you understand the medical value... I tell you

  Capt. Barney Miller : Will you keep quiet ? Stop it . I'm going to have to get some more information from both of you

  Mr. Kaufmann : No... no. Look, I'm not going to press charges

  Louise Kaufmann : Don't do me any favors

  Capt. Barney Miller : Okay. Okay, All right. Right over here, have a seat Mrs. Kaufmann. Detective Fish will take your statement. Mr. Kaufmann, over here, Sergeant Yemana, will, um, are you sure you're alright ?

  Mr. Kaufmann : It's okay. The doctor said the limp was mostly psychological.