Barney Miller (TV Series)
Noninvolvement (1976)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : What's the matter ?
Det. Phil Fish : They're crazy !
Capt. Barney Miller : Police Pension Fund Financial Report, not good ?
Det. Phil Fish : Barney, look at the junk they're investing in: 1,232 shares of The First Woman's Bank and Trust Company .
Capt. Barney Miller : I've heard of it.
Det. Phil Fish : Well, what kind of ridiculous institution is that ?
Det. Ron Harris : They cater to single woman who are financially independent. Come to think of it, so do I?
Det. Phil Fish : I'm gonna call the administrator of the pension fund ?
Capt. Barney Miller : What for ?
Det. Phil Fish : He's using my money, he can use my advice too.
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Al Mitchell : I don't understand. I didn't do anything . Nothing. I am absolutely innocent.
Det. Ron Harris : Who among us, can say that ?
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Arnold Ripner : Hello Harris, I got here as fast as I could
Det. Ron Harris : Anybody call Arnold Ripner Counselor-at-Law. Nice try, Arnold, sorry.
Arnold Ripner : Don't give me that. We can't all be in Rockefeller Center. Some of us prefer to practice our profession at the grass-roots level, within reach of the little man
Det. Ron Harris : Your a regular Williams Jennings Bryant, aren't you !
Arnold Ripner : Your damn right. Arnold Ripner, Ripner and Associates. And you ?
Lyle W. Farber : I don't need a lawyer .
Arnold Ripner : What do you know ?
Lyle W. Farber : I didn't do nothing.
Arnold Ripner : Don't give me principles. You want to get off.
Det. Ron Harris : Come on Arnold, stop soliciting, huh ?
Det. Ron Harris : Live and let live, will you Harris?
Arnold Ripner : Nick ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Yeah ?
Arnold Ripner : What did he do ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Don't ask me, he's Wojo collar
Arnold Ripner : How do you do, Ripner and Associates ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Ah... .Ah... Ah... Ah... Victim
Arnold Ripner : Take a card, in case your thinking of revenge
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Det. Phil Fish : You know Harris, I just figured out that if the stock market keeps going down and the cost of living keeps going up the pension fund can keep me going for life if I cut my style of living 40 % and if I don't live too long
Det. Ron Harris : By the time I retire, there may not be a world left to retire in
Det. Phil Fish : Well, don't count on it