Barney Miller (TV Series)
Noninvolvement (1976)
June Gable: Det. Maria Battista
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Quotes
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Det. Maria Battista : Ignorance of the law is no excuse, Mister.
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Det. Maria Battista : Andale, sinvergüenza
[Spanish : Come along scoundrel]
Det. Maria Battista : . Okay lunático
[Spanish: Lunatic]
Det. Maria Battista : . I'm taking off the cuffs now so just be careful of those hand honey. We have a real sickie here Captain, indecent exposure
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Capt. Barney Miller : No.Haven't you been read your rights ?
Det. Maria Battista : Yes sir
Charles Yusick : Oh, yeah
Capt. Barney Miller : Okay, book him, make arrangements with and Bellevue, give him his one phone call
Det. Maria Battista : Come on.
Lyle W. Farber : What about me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You keep your pants on
Lyle W. Farber : He didn't and he gets a call
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : We'll get to you when we're ready to get you
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Barney, want to see you in his office
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I wasn't late
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, we'll find something else to talk about.
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Charles Yusick : You know, we talk a lot about out childhood in therapy. Behavior of this sort, is rooted in our early years
Det. Maria Battista : What's the matter, you never heard of baseball
Charles Yusick : I was never good at sports.
Det. Maria Battista : It's okay honey , your getting better
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Det. Maria Battista : Sir, I was on my way to the bakery when Mr. Yusick over here comes over to me and asks me if I got change for a quarter. So, I whip open my purse and eso tipo se abrió el abrigo y ,ay, dios mio , alli esta. Hombre y chico
[Spanish: this guy opened his coat. and, oh my god, there it is. Man and boy]
Det. Maria Battista : So , I slammed the cuffs on him.
Charles Yusick : If I known if she were a cop, I never would have done it.
Det. Maria Battista : Ignorance of the law is not excuse, Mister.
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Det. Maria Battista : Okay, Mr Yusick, the procedure now is downstairs for fingerprints and photographs. Is that the procedure ?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Fingerprints and photographs
Det. Maria Battista : What did I tell you, downstairs for fingerprints and photographs
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Det. Maria Battista : What's your profession, Mr. Yusick ?
Charles Yusick : I'm a stock market analyst .Hello, Lyle, this is Charlie Yusick. Yeah... I'm afraid I've had a slight regression model. Yeah, would you come down to the 12th precinct, right away ? Thanks. bye-bye, Lyle