- Inge Tilson: Not one of the outstanding beauty spots in the country.
- John Steed: I don't know, I should think that hermits and recluses would find it rather attractive.
- John Steed: My most insatiable vice is curiosity.
- Dr. Grant: Curiosity killed the cat.
- John Steed: Look, it led to the invention of anesthetics. The aeroplane, the wheel, electricity.
- Kruger: What a charming old church.
- Rev. Teddy Shelley: Yes...
- Kruger: Norman?
- Rev. Teddy Shelley: Eh, well, eh, late eleventh century.
- Kruger: Feels like twelfth, to me.
- Kruger: I'd heard some gossip in the village. I heard that those accidents were without explanation?
- Rev. Teddy Shelley: Eh, oh well we don't know the reason for them.
- Kruger: Inexplicable, huh?
- Rev. Teddy Shelley: Yes, inexplicable.
- Professor Harvey Truman: Would you care for a pinch, Miss King?
- Tara King: Oh, snuff.
- Professor Harvey Truman: Oho at my age, it's the only kind of pinching, eh, in which I can indulge.