- Tara King: I don't think either of us will be making us of it, this ticket is for June 19th, seven years ago.
- John Steed: [takes another look at the ticket] Well, I've heard of things being lost in the post but that's ridiculous.
- Tara King: Crazy.
- John Steed: Or someone's playing a joke.
- Tara King: If they are, I don't get the punchline. Maybe it comes later. Seven years later.
- Kyle-Farrington: With a boy it's easy. Just lay down a hogshead of good claret, and by the time he's old enough to enjoy it, the wine's at it's most drinkable. But a girl... I wonder if she's too old for a teddy bear.
- John Steed: You forget the luck of the Irish.
- Tara King: You're English.
- John Steed: Don't quibble over small points!