The Avengers (TV Series)

Death a La Carte (1963)

Gordon Rollings: Lucien

Quotes 

• Umberto Equi : [meaning to insult]  Instant cake mixer!

  Lucien Chaplet : What you say, you nineteenth century spaghetti maker, huh?

  Arbuthnot : Dignity, gentlemen, dignity. Let us remember where we are.

• Lucien Chaplet : [glancing at the food Umberto is preparing]  That is truly disgusting. What is it, for the cat?

  Umberto Equi : It's for Cannelloni! Food for the Gods! And for men, not decadent egg white whippers like yourself.

  Lucien Chaplet : That an elephant could make. This...

  [indicating his own dish] 

  Lucien Chaplet : ... requires genius.

  Umberto Equi : This is for creampuffs like Arbuthnot.

  [does an impression] 

  Umberto Equi : Oh, it's lovely, Mr. Ar- Mr. Lucien, it's beautiful. Aah!