The Avengers (TV Series)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Station (1967)

John Laurie: Crewe

Quotes 

• Crewe : This is my station.

  John Steed : Your station?

  Crewe : I bought it. I, well, I'm... I'm negotiating to buy it. Heh. Humble beginnings, but... one day... one day... a main-line station. Kings Cross; Waterloo: a terminus! Yes, that's what I set my heart on.

• Crewe : And what exactly is your problem, dear lady?

  Emma Peel : I'd like you to listen to this umbrella.