Ark II (TV Series)

The Drought (1976)

Jonathan Harris: Fagon

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Quotes 

• Samuel : What are you doing out here? Last time we saw you, you said you were gonna give all these guys some schooling.

  Fagon : Huh? Ohhh, so I did! They played hooky something terrible, but I'm still trying, y'know!

• Fagon : [to Jonah, who is blocking passage of the hijacked ARK]  Get out of the way, Captain.

  Jonah : Forget it, Fagon.

  Fagon : You best reconsider, Captain, seeing as how your precious crew is being held prisoner back there.

  Jonah : And you and your Flies are making a run for it?

  Fagon : No, I alone. Those scurrilous scalawags were foolish enough to go back and attempt to rescue.

  Jonah : Doesn't that bother you, Fagon?

  Fagon : Why should it? I have the ARK, I have the capsule, I have it all.

  Jonah : And no friends to share it with.

  Fagon : I don't need friends.

  Jonah : I don't believe that, Fagon. I have a feeling you're a lot more human than you pretend to be. And I don't think you can run out on all of us.

  Fagon : I can, and I will.

• Witch Doctor : [Spotting Fagon holding the time capsule]  He has brought the rain god back to us!

  Fagon : Rain god, me foot! Your rain god is an invention of science, me dear sir! Here, have a look. See, it's empty. So much for your rain god!

  [hurls the empty canister at the witch doctor] 

  Witch Doctor : Seize him! It's sacrilege!

  Fagon : Back, you barbarous belly crawlers! You'll get your rain, alright, but not from your god of superstition, oh nooo. It'll come from a man of science!