Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV Series)
The Tale of the Chameleons (1996)
Amanda Strawn: Mrs. Robinson
Quotes
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Mrs. Robinson : Are you all set?
Janice Robinson : I bought the dye.
Mrs. Robinson : How many times do we have to go through this? I'm not letting you put blue streaks in your hair.
Janice Robinson : Why not? You dyed your hair. Why can't I dye mine?
Mrs. Robinson : Because it's not the same thing and you know it.
Janice Robinson : Mom, will you please stop treating me like a little girl?
Mrs. Robinson : I will as soon as you stop acting like one.
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Mr. Robinson : Sorry, I couldn't wait.
Sharon : Did you show your mom the rash?
Mrs. Robinson : What rash?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, I thought I had something but it's gone now.
Mrs. Robinson : Well, keep an eye on it.
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Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You know, Mom. I think you were right.
Mrs. Robinson : About what?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, dying my hair blue is dumb and I don't thnk I'm ready to wear a dress like that. It's a little too old for me.
Mrs. Robinson : Great! Why the change of heart?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, I decided it wasn't worth fighting over something so dumb.
Sharon : Are you feeling okay?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Sure. I'll call the dress shop right now and have them take it off hold.
Mr. Robinson : [to Mrs. Robinson] See? I told you it was just a phase.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson to Mr. and Mrs. Robinson] You know, you should really get going. You know how crazy it gets at the flower depot. We'll clean up.
Evil Chameleon : [On the phone] Hello? This is Janice Robinson. I'd like to place an order. Yes, I'll hold.
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Evil Chameleon : Sharon? Sharon, are you up there?
[switches back to guise of Janice when Mr. and Mrs. Robinson enter]
Mr. Robinson : Hi!
Mrs. Robinson : Hi!
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Hi! That was quick.
Mr. Robinson : Are you kidding? We bought out the whole store.
Mrs. Robinson : And we bought something for you too.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You did? What is it?
Mrs. Robinson : Well, it's sort of an apology. We were both wrong and I know it's not the dress you wanted but I hope you like it anyway.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, it's beautiful! Oh, thank you, Mom. I like it better than the other one.
[to Sharon as she comes downstairs]
Evil Chameleon : What were you doing?
Sharon : I went to get my hairbrush
Mr. Robinson : [to Evil Chameleon in the guise of "Janice"] Why don't you go try on the dress? We're gonna make some health drinks.
[to Sharon and Mrs. Robinson]
Mr. Robinson : Come on, ladies.
Sharon : Mrs. Robinson, don't you think Janice has been acting a little...
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson, wearing the new dress] Ta-da!
Mr. Robinson : Wow! You look fantastic!
Mrs. Robinson : It's perfect!
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] What do you think, Sharon? Is it me?
Sharon : Yeah.
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Mrs. Robinson : Now, can we have a nice, quiet, problem-free weekend?
Janice Robinson : No, we can't! It's never gonna be problem-free until you let me grow up!