- Billy Nelson: Wanna play Skin the Cat?
- Tagg Oakley: Nah, we played that yesterday.
- [the boys are hanging out together, hanging upside down]
- Billy Nelson: Well, how about going frog hunting.
- Tagg Oakley: Ah ah. We did that all of last week. Remember?
- Billy Nelson: Oh, golly, I guess there's nothing else left in the whole world to play.
- Tagg Oakley: Do you know what I wish?
- Billy Nelson: What?
- Tagg Oakley: I wish that vacation was over, so's we could go back to school. Lest we'd have something to do.
- Hans van Bergen: Bitte? What do you mean? Squarehead you call me.
- Al Jensen: Why, over here, that's what we call people we like.
- Hans van Bergen: Ah, danke schon. Danke. Squarehead, I like it. Squarehead.
- Billy Nelson: Hans, there's something about Americans that's not in those books you've been reading.
- Hans van Bergen: Ja, what is that?
- Billy Nelson: They're stubborn and they don't give up easily.
- Colonel Jackson: Seems kinda funny something this valuable was so easy to get.
- Al Jensen: Remind us to make a general of you next time, Johnny.
- Hans van Bergen: I have a job, I have friends who are all fine squareheads. That's what makes Hans rich.
- Steve Scribner: Your generosity is noble, Mr van Bergen. But the Army can afford to pay a lot for our rifle if it'd all you say it is.
- Hans van Bergen: Oh, I don't want no money. I ask only for opportunity to stay here and work.
- Annie Oakley: We're awfully sorry this had to happen but we have ways of taking care of men like him.
- [She draws her gun]
- Hans van Bergen: No, please, no.
- [Annie fires a shot into the water trough about one third from the top. A trickle of water falls onto Villain Al's head, rousing him]
- Hans van Bergen: Ooh, you scare me.