- [Lofty rescues Annie from being trapped by the outlaws' crossfire]
- Annie Oakley: Lofty, where did you come from?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: These two jaspers put me to sleep nice and comfortable but I had a dream you needed help.
- Annie Oakley: That's the best dream you ever had!
- Tagg Oakley: What's the use in collecting all this junk like you're always doing, Neighborly? You must have a couple of tons of stuff at your shack by now.
- Neighborly Walsh: You can never tell it might come in handy, waste not, want not, that's what the fella says.
- Annie Oakley: He might be dumb all right, but you can't call him stupid.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: No, you sure couldn't.
- Tagg Oakley: What does he say, Lofty?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: [Lofty reads from the paper the villain Silent Joe has written] I don't tell nothing without my lawyer... He's dumb all right, like a fox.
- Monks: Open the cell.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: [Lofty tosses the keys back] Open it yourself.
- Monks: Tough hombre, huh, Sheriff? But don't get too tough. Which key?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Try 'em and find out.
- [Monks slugs him and a fist fight ensues]
- Neighborly Walsh: It ain't neighbourly to steal. But when I get my hands on money, I just can't let go.
- Charlie the Parrot: Money, money, money. Ha, ha, ha.
- Neighborly Walsh: And what good has it done me? I got more than this in the accordian. Lots more. Been there for years. And I gotta go around begging jelly beans.
- [off Tagg]
- Neighborly Walsh: I ain't no thief and don't you forget it. I'm going to town right now and find out who that money belongs to. Why, I might even get up the strength to give it back.
- Charlie the Parrot: [Charlie laughs hysterically] Money, money.
- Charlie the Parrot: MISER!
- Neighborly Walsh: Sure. But I ain't no thief! I got to thinking and thinking. And suddenly I seen the light. As soon as I fill myself with a skillet full of flapjacks, I gonna take the satchel to Annie and Lofty.
- Charlie the Parrot: Money! Money! Money! Ha, ha, ha!