- Sergeant O'Hara: No more firing. Sound recall.
- Corporal Sam: There's nobody left to recall. The detail's been wiped out. Even the bugler, just a kid.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Report to the Major. He'll march up here with a full troop. We'll wipe out those savages to the last man.
- Tagg Oakley: Do they really put live snakes in their mouths?
- Annie Oakley: Yes, Tagg, but it's a religious ceremony. A prayer to the gods for rain. You know, they're an agricultural tribe, the men till the soil, and the women are expert at weaving baskets and making pottery.
- Cliff Dodge: Like I told Steve here, what's an Indian doing with an Army branded horse and McClelland saddle? I hollered at him but he wouldn't stop. So we shot him. He's Hopi.
- Steve: We do right, Sergeant?
- Sergeant O'Hara: You did fine. I wish you'd been here an hour ago. Maybe he can tell us which Hopi brave led that raid.
- Cliff Dodge: 'Fraid not, Sergeant. We shot him pretty dead.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Nah, there's still a spark of life. Let's get him to a doctor.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Who's in command around here?
- Tagg Oakley: My uncle Luke's the Sheriff.
- Annie Oakley: Uncle Luke is away this week.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Well, who's in charge when the Sheriff's not here?
- Annie Oakley: His Deputy, Lofty Craig.
- Tagg Oakley: Lofty's out of town too.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Well, who's in charge when he's not here?
- Annie Oakley: Well, I guess I am.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Hmph! I suppose when the blonde's out of town, the office is run by this kid here. Who runs the office when you're not here? The Easter Bunny?
- Steve: That sounds like an Army bugle.
- Cliff Dodge: And they're blowing 'charge.' Let's get out of here.
- Annie Oakley: Indians don't use blacksmiths.
- Tagg Oakley: Then who shoes their horses?
- Annie Oakley: Nobody. Their horses don't wear shoes.
- Tagg Oakley: But the horses, they all wore iron shoes. I even found one.
- Annie Oakley: He says they gave the horses as a gift. From the white men to the Hopis. And as soon as he got on the horse, they shot him.
- Cliff Dodge: No redskin's gonna make an accusation against me.
- [He produces his gun which Annie shoots from his hand, and then lands another shot at the ceiling lamp, and the oil pours down on Steve's head and face]
- Annie Oakley: Tagg Oakley, you're a trooper. In fact, you're more than a trooper, you're a whole regiment.
- Tagg Oakley: BOY, WILL ANNIE BE GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: She will, huh. Ah, did she say that?
- Tagg Oakley: YOU BET SHE DID!
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: What exactly did your sister say about me?
- Tagg Oakley: Let me see.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Her exact words now.
- Duke Marteen: You'll be lucky if the Army gets hold of you first. You can count on them to be nice. They'll hang you. I hate to think what the Indians will do to you.
- Steve: Give us a chance, Duke.
- Sergeant O'Hara: You've got no right to hold me in this jail.
- Annie Oakley: Well, you're not in jail. You're in a hospital. With bars on it.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Is Lofty a male or female Deputy?
- Annie Oakley: He's a male.
- Sergeant O'Hara: About the size of your kid brother?
- Annie Oakley: No, Smaller. He's the Easter Bunny. Only six feet four.
- Duke Marteen: If you ever put me into a pocket, I'll cut you in half, at close range, with a Colt 45.
- Sergeant O'Hara: [about Annie wearing his Sergeant's uniform] Well, if she don't scare the Indians back to the Reservation, nobody can.
- Tagg Oakley: Well, I'll say.
- Annie Oakley: No remarks from you, O'Hara. Let's have a little dignity on this post.
- [Annie salutes and does her level best not to trip over her sword, again]
- Annie Oakley: After all, you're only a lowly, local Deputy Sheriff. You can't give orders to the United States Cavalry.
- Annie Oakley: Something bothering you, Corporal?
- Corporal Sam: Yes, Ma'am. Ah. Sergeant.
- Annie Oakley: Any questions, Corporal?
- Corporal Sam: Just one. Sergeant. Ma'am. Where are you stationed? I want to put in for a transfer.
- [Annie and Corporal Sam salute each other, thus ending the most delightful and engaging chapter of Annie's adventures to date]
- Sergeant O'Hara: You're a civilian. If the Army catches you in that uniform, it's a federal offence.
- Annie Oakley: And if they catch you without this uniform on, it's a court martial offence.