- [last lines]
- Angel: Can I say it? I wanna say it.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Say what?
- Angel: There's no place like...
- [Angel opens the doors to the hotel and see a grieving Willow sitting on the couch]
- Angel: - Willow?
- Cordelia Chase: What's...?
- Angel: It's Buffy.
- [being shown Lorne's severed head]
- Angel: He was...
- Charles Gunn: Yeah.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Mmm.
- Lorne the Host: That's it?
- Angel, Charles Gunn, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Aah!
- Lorne the Host: Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?
- Silas: As to the one they call Angel... do you know what he is?
- The Captain: [bitterly] Yes. He's the animal who took apart two of my soldiers!
- Priest One: According to the books, he is a Van-tal. A drinker of blood. He can only be killed by fire, decapitation, or a wooden spear through the heart.
- Silas: Perhaps use all three just to be thorough. Hunt him down.
- The Captain: It shall be done my lord. I will personally bury my spear into his rump.
- Silas: Captain... his heart is where a cow's is... here in the chest.
- The Captain: [exits] Disgusting.
- The Groosalugg: What is this "reconstruction"?
- Cordelia Chase: Gunn, you wanna field this?
- Charles Gunn: It means, sayin' people are free don't make 'em free. You got races that hate each other. You got some folks gettin' work they don't want, others loosin' the little they had. You're lookin' at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck.
- [first lines]
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, no... No... Oh, God, please forgive me. This is all my fault.
- [to Lorne's head]
- Cordelia Chase: Because I pardoned you, and they wanted to teach me a lesson. You didn't do anything wrong. You didn't do anything. I don't like it here anymore. I just want to go home.
- Lorne the Host: Oh, honey. I'm right there with you.
- [Cordelia passes out]
- Cordelia Chase: [to Groosalugg and Angel] Stop the fight. Don't hurt him! Stop! I love him! I love him!
- Angel: You love me?
- Cordelia Chase: Not you, dumb-ass! Him! I love him!
- Angel: Oh.
- [Wesley and Gunn are about to be beheaded]
- Charles Gunn: I got a plan.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh, thank God! What is it?
- Rebel #1: One...
- Charles Gunn: We die horribly and painfully, you go to Hell and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [right after being made leader of the rebels] Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?
- Charles Gunn: I have no idea.
- Lorne the Host: [while Cordelia screams] I realize this is a bit of a shock, but I can explain. Take it easy. Okay, get it out of your system. That's good. You'll have to breathe sometime. Good lord, shut up, woman! It's not like I have hands to cover my ears, here, you know.
- Charles Gunn: Those men you sent to create a diversion are going to get killed.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yes, they are.
- [pause]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You try not to get anybody killed, you wind up getting everybody killed.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Are-are you sure about that?
- Cordelia Chase: Trust me. Tacos everywhere. And... , soap.
- Rebel Leader: We're ashamed. We nearly cut your heads off.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You were just doing your job.
- Rebel Leader: You are free to go. Five cheers for the other-worlders!
- Rebels: Brave warriors! Brave warriors! Brave warriors! Brave warriors! Brave warriors!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oooo, in this world you get five.
- Angel: I challenge The Groosalugg to mortal combat. Come out and face me, you spineless coward!
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Ooo, why did you add that coward thing? That's really gonna piss him off.
- Host's Elder: I thought that you were lost to us forever. But you came back. You came back. The runt of my loins came back after raining such misery on our lives and managed to shame us even further!
- [spits at Lorne]
- Angel: Alright then, we'll just be...
- Host's Elder: Who is supposed to do our labor now that your cow friend has freed the slaves? Do you know what they call me at the Hall Of Drinks And Chance? Mother of the Vile Excrement!
- Angel: Be sure to keep in touch.
- Host's Elder: Go on, misfit! Go back to your world where no one knows his place!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I think we did it.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: I was opening portals, but I couldn't tell where. You need the priests' formulas to figure that out on this side.
- The Groosalugg: Do you have to go, your Majesty?
- Cordelia Chase: I don't want to. I'm really gonna miss your eyes. And the majesty thing. But I have a job to do back home. It was really fun being your princess.
- The Groosalugg: Godspeed, Princess.
- Cordelia Chase: Bye, Groo.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: [to Angel] I love tacos. Do they still have them, you know, back...
- Angel: Home?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: hmmm
- Angel: Yes, they didn't outlaw tacos!
- Cordelia Chase: This is just pretty unsettling for me.
- Lorne the Host: Oh, I'm sure it must be. And after all,
- [yelling]
- Lorne the Host: I only lost my head!
- [normal]
- Lorne the Host: Technically, my body.
- Host's Elder: [to Lorne] May you rot in Tarkna!
- [slams door]
- Angel: Every family's got its problems.
- Host's Elder: [distraught] Numfar, do the Dance of Shame!
- Angel: Yours more than most.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark.
- Angel: Bark enchiladas. How's that goin'?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: There's work to be done.
- The Groosalugg: It was worth it for one moment of your intimate touch.
- Cordelia Chase: That was an accident. I-it was kind of dark and... - Oh, - you mean the hug. When I hugged you. That was nice. Where we were?
- Angel: Look, when I fired you guys the reason I... Darkness was coming out in me. I didn't want you near it. The thing that comes out here is ten times worse. Wes - I do this - you know I won't come back from it.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Yes, you will. I know you.
- [Glances over at Gunn]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We know you. We know you're a man with a demon inside - not the other way around. We know you have the strength to do what needs to be done, and you will come back to us.
- Lorne the Host: My psychic friend told me I had to come back here. I didn't believe her. Then I realized I did have to come back here, because... - I really always thought I had to come back here, deep down inside, you know? I had to come back here to find out I didn't have to come back here. I don't belong here. I hate it here. You know where I belong? L.A. You know why? Nobody belongs there. It's the perfect place for guys like us.
- Angel: That's kinda beautiful.
- Lorne the Host: Ain't it? I'm very moved, if I do say so myself.
- Angel: Please do.
- Lorne the Host: You know, I feel a song comin' on.
- Angel: Yeah, I thought you might.
- Lorne the Host: [singing] Somewhere over the rainbow / Way up high...
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: They'll kill you and you'll turn into that beast.
- [pause]
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Maybe not exactly in that order.
- Cordelia Chase: [trying to cover up the fact Lorne's head is alive] I like the filthy head. That is... I uh... I want to defile it more.
- [spits]
- Cordelia Chase: I'll just keep it to... spit upon. And, and, when I grow tired of that... I-I- I will make it, ah... , a planter! A traitor planter for all to see, or maybe a candy dish. You may leave me.
- Lorne the Host: Just put me in a bag and take me to the mutilation chamber.
- Cordelia Chase: I have no idea where the mutilation chamber might be, I...
- Lorne the Host: So I guess I'll just sit here and die, then. Find someone who knows!
- Cordelia Chase: What is it with you people and mutilation?
- Marelda: We don't have a lot of entertainment.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Lorne's head] Do you mind if I hit him over the head with you?
- Lorne the Host: Yes.
- Charles Gunn: He's Angel. He does that. How's she do that?
- Angel: She's Fred. She does that too.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Fred? Winifred? The girl from Cordy's vision?
- Angel: Do I snore?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Um, I don't remember any snoring.
- Angel: Good.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: I remember caterwauling.
- Angel: Sorry.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: I don't mind. Sometimes it just burbles up inside you, and you have to bellow a little. Do it all the time. No one's around to hear.
- Charles Gunn: [to Wesley and Angel] Y'all that portal jumping is a fun ride. We sell it to a theme park, we could get paid.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [as the servants lower their heads for Cordelia's exit] Should people be bowing in a free society?
- Cordelia Chase: These things take time.