- Cordelia Chase: "Demons, Demons, Demons." Wow. They put a lot of thought into that title.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: It's a demon database. What would you call it?
- Cordelia Chase: I don't know. How 'bout..."Demon Database"?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Ah. A name rife with single entendre.
- Lilah Morgan: I prefer to think of it as picking the battles you can win. There's not one reason why we can't work together.
- Angel: You're right... there are about a thousand.
- Cordelia Chase: Someone ought to create an intra-demon dating base. You know like Archfiend.org, where the lonely and the slimy connect.
- Cordelia Chase: Why isn't Wolfram & Hart in here?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Mm, because they're lawyers, not demons.
- Cordelia Chase: Fine line, you ask me.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [about a demon] He wrote "claw-like hands."
- Cordelia Chase: Could be a mixed breed. Smell?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Sulfuric.
- Cordelia Chase: Add a Porsche and hair plugs and I've dated this guy. A lot.
- Cordelia Chase: We weren't gonna let anything happen to you.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, I mean, beyond the slavery and the severe beatings and stuff!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: These Octavian matches date back to the Roman Empire. I'd heard rumours of a revival.
- Cordelia Chase: Couldn't they have just done West Side Story?