Angel (TV Series)

Slouching Toward Bethlehem (2002)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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• Cordelia : That's everything? It all makes perfect sense now. I was a cheerleader, a princess and a warrior. And I have visions and super powers and I'm the target of an evil law firm because I've spent the last three months living on a higher plane, fighting for the forces of good, who wage a battle against demons and evilies and squishy bug babies, 'cause all that stuff's real and that's the world I live in. And-and I think I know why I don't remember any of this 'cause, hey who'd want to!

  Angel : I know it's a lot to take in.

  Cordelia : Says the vampire with a soul and his wacky gang of sidekicks.

  Charles Gunn : [Raises his hand]  Um, not a sidekick.

• Cordelia : [after beating up two guys]  Wow. How did I-?

  [beat] 

  Cordelia : I am a spy.

  [Angel sighs] 

  Cordelia : I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-techno-thingy that you want.

  Charles Gunn : So... I look Russian to you?

  Cordelia : Black Russian.

  Angel : That's a drink.

  Cordelia : Says the head spy.

• Angel : We're gonna have to widen the search. All hospitals, police stations. She couldn't have just disappeared.

  [Beat] 

  Angel : OK, once.

• Angel : How could you let her wander off alone?

  Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : The words "grown woman" come to mind.

  Charles Gunn : And the gal does have a history of whooping ass. I mean, you saw the hurting she put on those Wolfram and Hart dudes. And could she really turn me into a rat?

• Angel : What do you remember?

  Cordelia : I don't know. Numbers. Animals. Flossing.

• Cordelia : Your friends here were just talking about murdering children. And there's-there's-there's singing and blood and-and pointy things. And did I mention the singing? What the hell is going on here, Angie?

  Angel : Angel.

  Cordelia : Whatever.