- Christine: [an answering machine greeting] Hi, you've reached the Tittles. We can't come to the phone right now. If you want to leave a message for Christine, press one.
- Bentley: For Bentley, press two.
- Master Tarfal, Underlord of Pain: Or to speak to or worship Master Tarfall, Underlord of Pain, press three.
- Daniel Holtz: What of England? Has it survived the years and destruction?
- Sahjhan: Yes. It went through a rough patch about sixty years ago, but it's mostly unchanged. Warm beer, boiled meat, bad teeth... That's why I moved to L.A.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Actually...
- Cordelia: God! I hate it when you say that word, "actually". "Actually" means that your oversized, gi-normous brain thought of something that the rest of us failed to consider. Right?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [completing an ultrasound on Darla] Well, then, let's take a look, shall we? You know, I haven't studied one of these in quite a while.
- Angel: Isn't that a head?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I think it is. Or is that the head?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Maybe, you're both right.
- [everyone glares at her]
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: It's not like I'm suggesting it's an evil two-headed thing.
- Cordelia: [looking at Darla's baby on the ultrasound screen] I see it.
- Darla: My little parasite.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Oh, my...
- Angel: What is it?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: It's human.
- Charles Gunn: Human, as in humanoid? As in cannibalistic, humanoid underground dwellers?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No. Human as in... a boy.
- Angel: A boy?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: A boy. A boy.
- [to Darla]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You're carrying a boy.
- Darla: Great.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: [holding a knife to Darla's pregnant stomach] They don't know the knife can't hurt the baby.
- Darla: They do now. Vampires have great hearing. Here we go.
- Cordelia: [to Angel about Darla] You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child?
- Daniel Holtz: Then be a man and show your face.
- Sahjhan: I'm not a man. What I mean is...
- Daniel Holtz: You're not human.
- Sahjhan: But clearly masculine. You get that, right?
- Angel: Darla, you might wanna join the fight.
- Darla: Sorry, darlin'. I'm gonna have to be Switzerland and sit this one out.
- [to vampires]
- Darla: Now, you did say you were just gonna kill the humans, right?
- Vampire Leader: Yes, just the humans. Then we will nourish you, slice you open, wear your entrails as a belt and consume your eyeballs before we worship The Miracle Child.
- Vampires: The Miracle Child.
- [Darla jumps off the table and goes to stand beside Angel]
- Darla: Okay. I'm in.
- Cordelia: [after Cordelia punches Darla in the face] Oh, come on, tough girl. You're a vampire. A punch in the nose shouldn't hurt that much.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Not, "aaow her nose". She's having contractions.
- [Darla screams]
- Daniel Holtz: And is this the part of the tale where the demon offers the broken man a chance to change all that?
- Sahjhan: I'll take you to them. Two centuries into the future.
- Daniel Holtz: Through black magic and sorcery.
- Sahjhan: No, on a mule cart. Of course through black magic and sorcery, I'm a demon.
- Sahjhan: [to Daniel Holtz] Have you followed this part of the history? - American Revolution, Manifest Destiny, Westward Expansion, the Beach Boys?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Angel's right. Clearly something wants this thing to come to term. We'll wait for it to be born, then we'll chop its head off.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: W-What if it doesn't have a head?
- Cordelia: We're gonna need a really big mallet.
- Charles Gunn: If it skitters, we should have a net or somethin'. Maybe a flamethrower.
- Angel: Flamethrower? No, there'll be no throwing of flames!
- Lilah Morgan: [to Cyril] If you don't tell me right now, I am gonna have your skin peeled off and stapled back on inside out.
- Sahjhan: [to Holtz] I know that it'll be over two hundred years before you'll get another chance to confront either Angelus or Darla.
- Daniel Holtz: What do you want from me?
- Sahjhan: Your word. I want your word that when the time comes, you will show them no mercy.
- Lilah Morgan: Intelligence is just coming in. No one seems to know how Darla could be pregnant. There is a rumor about a prophecy involving a vampire birth, but the scroll it's recorded on seems to be missing.
- Linwood Murrow: Do you have any idea how many groups and cults and organisations would kill to get their hands on this baby? We gotta get it before anybody finds out.
- Lilah Morgan: Yes, Sir. And we will.
- Linwood Murrow: We need to get it, dissect it, and find out what it means.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Angel's right. Clearly something wants this thing to come to term... We'll wait for it to be born, then we'll chop its head off.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: W-What if it doesn't have a head?
- Cordelia: We're gonna need a really big mallet.
- Charles Gunn: If it skitters, we should have a net or somethin'... Maybe a flamethrower.
- Angel: Flamethrower? No, there'll be no throwing of flames!
- Linwood Murrow: [on the walkie talkie] I don't care who that man is. Take him out. Take him out now. Over.
- [last lines]
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: [about Darla] Her water's broken. This is for real. Should be a blanket in the trunk.
- Cordelia: What are we gonna do? Deliver the kid right here? Shouldn't we go somewhere?
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: What's keeping Angel?
- Darla: [screaming in pain] No! No!