American Dad! (TV Series)

Pilot (2005)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Principal Lewis

Quotes 

• Stanley Smith : [picks up the phone]  This is Stan Smith.

  Principal Lewis : Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.

  Stanley Smith : Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years.

  [starts chugging down pills] 

  Principal Lewis : Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.

  Stanley Smith : I see.

  [foam starts coming out of his mouth] 

  Stanley Smith : Henry, antidote.