"American Dad!" Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (TV Episode 2005) - Wendy Schaal as Francine Smith

Stanley Smith : Francine, remember the agreement we've made that we could do one person and it wouldn't count?

Francine Smith : Yes. You picked Susan Sarandon.

Stanley Smith : I've changed my mind! I want my one free kill to be Chuck White. Yours can still be George Clooney.

Francine Smith : Clooney, you smug bastard. Stop playing basketball and get married like the rest of us!
Francine Smith : So Steve is carrying an alien baby in some sort of faux uterus. How great is it that I started Xanax yesterday?
Francine Smith : [as Stan rushes to get to church on time] Wait! My bra!

Stanley Smith : No time! Just keep your arms crossed and Jesus won't see 'em!
Bartender : [to Francine] Hey, Mr Fishburne.

Francine Smith : Yo, what up, G? Two fingers.

[to Stan]

Francine Smith : Last time, he mistook me for Laurence Fishburne. I just never corrected him.

Stanley Smith : What a mess! If they find out my son is pregnant, I'll Iose my deaconship and Chuck White wins again!

Francine Smith : Stan, forget Chuck White. Your son is confused and scared, and he needs you.

[the bartender gives Francine a glass of whiskey]

Francine Smith : I said two fingers, bitch!

[slaps the glass to the floor]
Stanley Smith : I'm gonna go in with Steve for his prenataI exam aIone. It's kind of a father-son thing.

Francine Smith : Oh, okay. HayIey and I'll go say heIIo to the donkey running around the cancer ward.

Wendy Schaal: Francine Smith