- Mrs. Bender: [in response to Brad making fun of Shirley as a potential prom queen] Shirley is a perfectly nice girl.
- [last 3 words simultaneously mimicked by Wylie]
- Brad Bender: She's a bow-wow. Let Cliff Coren take her. He likes animals.
- Brad Bender: No, please! I'll be a good boy. I'll abdicate to Cliff. I'll raise funds for charity. I 'll prevent forest fires. Ill, I'll save the whales. I'll help Jerry's kids. I'll listen to Menudo records. Anything! No! No! No!
- [screaming]
- Brad Bender: No!