All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Operation: Part 1 (1976)

Vinnette Carroll: Dr. Wynell Thatcher

Quotes 

• Archie : You're a- a regular doctor?

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : Only at night. By day I strangle chickens for the Colonel.

• Archie : What do you want to use the razor for?

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : For shaving.

  Archie : I shaved this morning.

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : I'll bet you didn't shave where I'm going to shave you.

• Archie : This is going to make me so ashamed.

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : My dear, I will do it in a manner that will cause you no shame.

  Archie : How you gonna do that?

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : When I shave you, I'm gonna close me eyes.

• Dr. Wynell Thatcher : Now you listen, boy- if you behave yourself I'll be good to you, but if you don't behave yourself I'm gonna take a bedpan and beat you with it.

  Archie : [muttered]  The nurses in this joint are killers...

  Dr. Wynell Thatcher : What was that?

  Archie : I said I'm trying to fix my pillows here...