Justin Restivo: Wayne Pardue

Quotes 

• Wayne Pardue : [in the boy's bathroom]  Come on, we're buds, amigos. So tell me, who are you going to prank?

  Little Pete Wrigley : That's privilege information, Wayne.

  Wayne Pardue : Why? Is it someone big? Is it Schwinger? You gotta be crazy

  [Little Pete is shocked by it] 

  Wayne Pardue : That's it, you're going after the man. You gotta be crazy.

  Little Pete Wrigley : Relax, Schwingsville isn't so tough.

  Principal Kent Schwinger : You don't think so, my friend.

  Little Pete Wrigley : Look we've put up with him and his stinking show for too long. Today, they're both going down.

  Principal Kent Schwinger : Bring it on, punk. I'll shread you like wheat.

  [turns and faces the faculty] 

  Principal Kent Schwinger : Seen enough. Bottom line is if Wrigley's gonna be stopped, I need a pro.

• [the girl is taken as she mentions that Little Pete wouldn't let them endure this. Wayne comes up with the idea to save his friend] 

  Wayne Pardue : It's Pardue to the rescue.

  [Runs up to Ms.Burnbawer pretending he has to use the bathroom] 

  Wayne Pardue : Umm Ms.Burmbawer, can I go?

  Ms. Burnbawer : Absolutely not, Mr.Pardue. You'll have to wait until after the assembly.

  Wayne Pardue : I can't, Dr.Kleinberg says if I hold it too long it'll cause an infection. He says an infection at my age could cause my corp muscles to...

  Ms. Burnbawer : Enough! You have two minutes.

  [Wayne leaves] 

• Wayne Pardue : This isn't happening. Somebody slap me.

  [slap] 

  Wayne Pardue : owww.