The Addams Family (TV Series)
Thing Is Missing (1965)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Darling, is that family portrait still around?
Gomez Addams : Yes, but I'm afraid Thing isn't in it. Don't you remember? He took the picture.
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Gomez Addams : Come on, Thing. I want to have a man to hand talk.
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Gomez Addams : Here we are: a few samples from my diamond mine.
Morticia Addams : All of our really fine stones are cursed, of course. Been in the Addams family for generations.
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Gomez Addams : Morticia, it's a ransom note!
Morticia Addams : A ransom note? You mean...
Gomez Addams : He's been thing-napped!
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Gomez Addams : You know, Tish, there're some times I wish your name were something like Ooo-Ooo.
Morticia Addams : Ooo-Ooo?
Gomez Addams : It's almost impossible to blow smoke rings and spell out Morticia.
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Wednesday Addams : I won't talk without a lawyer!
Gomez Addams : [to Morticia, while brandishing a hose] She's a shrewd one, but the psychological effect of the hose makes them all crack.
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[With a flashlight in a darkened room, Gomez interrogates Fester about Thing's disappearance]
Uncle Fester : This what you call a third degree?
Gomez Addams : Is it getting to ya?
Uncle Fester : [relishingly] Oh, yeah. Say, you can take it up the the fourth degree.
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Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester! How can you be so callous?
Uncle Fester : I've been practicin'.
Gomez Addams : That does help.
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Sam Diamond : Eh, who was it that got snatched?
Morticia Addams : Thing.
Sam Diamond : Thing? What was his last name?
Gomez Addams : Thing.
Sam Diamond : Thing Thing? Kind of a name i' zat?
Morticia Addams : It fits him perfectly.
Gomez Addams : It's true. Signs himself Thing T. Thing.
Sam Diamond : Uh-huh. And... the T stands for...?
Morticia Addams , Gomez Addams : [together] Thing.
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[Disheveled and shaken, Sam Diamond returns from the ransom drop at the cemetery]
Gomez Addams : Diamond, old man, back so soon? Thought you'd tarry to enjoy the moonlight. We usually do when we visit the cemetery.
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[last lines]
[Going on a outing, the Addamses head for the car]
Gomez Addams : Tish, where will Thing ride?
Morticia Addams : Darling, where he always rides - in the glove compartment.