The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Family Tree (1964)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Morticia Frump Addams : Where's Gomez?
Uncle Fester : He's down in the playroom hanging pictures.
Morticia Frump Addams : Oh dear! I do hope he isn't hanging the picture of Cousin Grisley facing the firing squad down there... it looks so right in the hall.
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Gomez Addams : You'll have to challenge Pomeroy to a duel.
Uncle Fester : No, I'd rather shoot him in the back.
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester! That is not the honorable way.
Uncle Fester : I know, but it's the safe way.
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Uncle Fester : I'll bet they've got daisies in their back yard.
Gomez Addams : Please, don't make me ill.
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[repeated line]
Uncle Fester : I'll shoot 'em in the back!