The Addams Family (TV Series)

Pugsley's Allowance (1966)

Jack Collins: Dr. Bird

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Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : Surely you don't object to the lad seeking honest employment.

  Dr. Bird : Oh, no, not at all. What I object to is him coming right in in the middle of an appendectomy wielding a scalpel.

  Morticia Addams : I'm sure he was only trying to help.

  Gomez Addams : Don't you have an apprentice program like the plumbers and carpenters?