The Addams Family (TV Series)
Ophelia Finds Romance (1966)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams, Ophelia Frump
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Oh, my darling sister. In the hands of a scheming adventurer. A lonely hearts club Bluebeard! Oh dear... if Cousin Itt hadn't been such a playboy, they might be married by now.
Gomez Addams : Perhaps we can have another talk with the little Rouet. 'Rouet', that's French... I wish you'd said that.
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Gomez Addams : Well, querida, what do you think?
Morticia Addams : He's charming.
Gomez Addams : Rich.
Morticia Addams : Attractive.
Gomez Addams : Magnetic.
Morticia Addams : Impossible.
Gomez Addams : Exactly. Too perfect. The man's an obvious phoney.
Morticia Addams : Impostor. How shall we prove it?
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Grandmama : Well if you have so much money, what were you doing at a lonely hearts club?
Morticia Addams : Mama, please!
[to Horatio]
Morticia Addams : What were you doing at a lonely hearts club?
Horatio Bartholomew : I was looking for a simple girl.
Grandmama : You sure struck oil!
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[an explosion]
Morticia Addams : Pugsley's new chemistry set. He's making a different kind of TNT.
Gomez Addams : Those educational toys certainly keep a boy out of mischief.
Morticia Addams : I wish I could say the same for Uncle Fester. I caught him cheating at checkers.
Gomez Addams : Inexcusable! Unless he was playing for money.
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Ophelia Frump : My life is ruined.
Gomez Addams : Sounds kind of serious.
Morticia Addams : A man.
Ophelia Frump : Brilliant, charming, cultured, rich.
Gomez Addams : Live?
Ophelia Frump : Yes, I... I'm almost sure he was alive. My mother objects.
Gomez Addams : Granny Frump? Egad, she must be sick. Why?
Ophelia Frump : She says if he's in love with me, there must be something wrong with him.
Gomez Addams : That's a point.
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Morticia Addams : Darling, you know so much about the world.
Gomez Addams : I've lived in it all my life.
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Gomez Addams : They're running him through their computer.
Morticia Addams : Ah, the marvels of science. They're running him through their computer, and he's walking in our garden... all at the same time. Amazing.
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Ophelia Frump : Oh, shame, shame. To pillory that poor man with your outrageous slings and arrows. Oh Horatio my love, I'm coming.
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Morticia Addams : I must save my poor deluded sister from the clutches of that beast.
Gomez Addams : Right. She's deluded enough without him.
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Ophelia Frump : But I love Horatio.
Gomez Addams : The man's a bounder and a cad.
Morticia Addams : And not a very nice one.
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[Horatio and Ophelia break up]
Gomez Addams : Ophelia, he's the second richest man in the world.
Ophelia Frump : My mother taught me never to settle for second-best.